It's a quiz!
:~Rules~:.
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions
3. Then tag 3 people
My chosen characters:
Jarhead: A semi retarded human
Gorf: A green 1 eyed evil alien bent on global domination
Bert: A talking Flame with A.D.D.
1) How old are you?
Jarhead: I forget, It's been so long since I thought about it
Gorf: 514, not counting the 500,000 years in suspended animation
Bert: As of next month I, Ooo Maple syrup waffles
2)Height
Jarhead: 5.9 feet about
Gorf: 2.5 feet my only fault

Bert: Paperclip!
3) You Got Any Bad Habits??
Jarhead: I screw up everything I do
Gorf: I sometimes kill people while trying to take over the world, and I get mad at Jarhead for screwing up
Bert: I have a really short attention span
4) You a virgin?
Jarhead: yah

Gorf: Technically no, my race reproduces by flailing mucus at each other
Bert: What's a virgin?
5) Who's your Mate/Spouse?
Jarhead: SNES
Gorf: One of my clones that had a slight cromozone disorder
Bert: Smokey the bear
6) Have Any Kids?
Jarhead: Nope
Gorf: My clones
Bert: Coca Cola!!!!!!!!
7) Favorite Food?
Jarhead: Pizza, Coca Cola, and Sushi
Gorf: Noodles
Bert: I like Wood, it burns well
8) Favorite Ice Cream flavor?
Jarhead: Chcolate
Gorf: Brains
Bert: I can't eat icecream I'd suffer a terrible..... ooo shiney object
9) Killed anyone?
All: D:< NEVAH!!!
Jarhead: Nope why would I do that
Gorf: Countless people,
Bert: anyone dumb enough to touch my burning flames
10) Hate anyone?
Jarhead: Telemarketers
Gorf: anyone who won't surrender to me
Bert: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
11) Any Secrets?
Jarhead: Well Ranma said I can't tell anyone that he turns into a girl when splashed with cold water, so yah
Gorf: The hostages in the basement
Bert:
12) Love Anyone?
Jarhead: Not really
Gorf: Hitler! *gets shot*
Bert: Mama Luigi
13) TACOS?
Jarhead: Tacos make the world go round
Gorf: they provide no assistance with global domination
Bert: Pancake
14) Ever slept in All day?
Jarhead: every day
Gorf: When I was in Suspended animation, yes
Bert: Weird it was just yesterday a second ago....
15) Eye colors
Jarhead: Brown
Gorf: Red
Bert: Blackish
16) Hair?
Jarhead: I wear a Toque so it's covered up
Gorf: I am an amphibian creature, of course I don't have hair!!!!
Bert: I burned it all off
17) Fat/Average/Slim?
18) Rain, sunshine?
Jarhead: Sunshine is the best for paintballing
Gorf: Rain demoralizes the human race

Bert: Dumptruck!
19) What do you do to relax?
Jarhead: Get shot multiple times in paintball
Gorf: Annex world nations
Bert: Chase balls of fluff around
20) boy or girl?
Jarhead: I am a boy
Gorf: well... I have a few tentacles I use as legs but no proof that I have a gender

Bert: Flames have no gender duh, Lawndarts!!!!!!!!!!
21) last words?
Jarhead: Bye bye cya next time
Gorf: Surrender or Die!
Bert: what was just going on?
Now I tagg: ............................. YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL