Here is a quiz to see how retarded you are

got it from :iconruby-destiny:
1[*] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
3[ *] I have choked on my own spit.
4[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
5[* ] I have accidently caught something on fire.
[ ] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.
[* ] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
6[* ] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
7[*] I've caught myself drooling.
[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.
8[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh.
[] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
9[•] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out...
10[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
11[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
[ *] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.
12[ * yeah but they said it in a much harsher way, XD ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
13[*] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
14[ ] I've used my fingers to do simple math.
[ *] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
15[*] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
16[] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.
[] I've done sum thing really stupid wile I was drunk.
[] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
[] I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk
17[*] Ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
18[*] I accidently break a lot of things...
19[•] My friends know not to use big words around me.
20[] My friends like me because im fun to laugh at.
21[] I move my head to the side when im confused.
22[] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. (
23[*] I've fallen out of my chair before.
24[*] When im laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
As you can see I am retarded XDDDDDD Now I tag

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