It's a quiz!

:~Rules~:.
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions
3. Then tag 3 people

My chosen characters:

Jarhead: A semi retarded human
Gorf: A green 1 eyed evil alien bent on global domination
Bert: A talking Flame with A.D.D.

1) How old are you?

Jarhead: I forget, It's been so long since I thought about it
Gorf: 514, not counting the 500,000 years in suspended animation
Bert: As of next month I, Ooo Maple syrup waffles

2)Height

Jarhead: 5.9 feet about
Gorf: 2.5 feet my only fault
Bert: Paperclip!

3) You Got Any Bad Habits??

Jarhead: I screw up everything I do
Gorf: I sometimes kill people while trying to take over the world, and I get mad at Jarhead for screwing up
Bert: I have a really short attention span


4) You a virgin?

Jarhead: yah
Gorf: Technically no, my race reproduces by flailing mucus at each other
Bert: What's a virgin?

5) Who's your Mate/Spouse?

Jarhead: SNES
Gorf: One of my clones that had a slight cromozone disorder
Bert: Smokey the bear

6) Have Any Kids?

Jarhead: Nope
Gorf: My clones
Bert: Coca Cola!!!!!!!!

7) Favorite Food?

Jarhead: Pizza, Coca Cola, and Sushi

Gorf: Noodles

Bert: I like Wood, it burns well

8) Favorite Ice Cream flavor?

Jarhead: Chcolate


Gorf: Brains

Bert: I can't eat icecream I'd suffer a terrible..... ooo shiney object

9) Killed anyone?

All: D:< NEVAH!!!

Jarhead: Nope why would I do that

Gorf: Countless people,

Bert: anyone dumb enough to touch my burning flames

10) Hate anyone?

Jarhead: Telemarketers

Gorf: anyone who won't surrender to me

Bert: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
11) Any Secrets?

Jarhead: Well Ranma said I can't tell anyone that he turns into a girl when splashed with cold water, so yah

Gorf: The hostages in the basement

Bert:


12) Love Anyone?

Jarhead: Not really

Gorf: Hitler! *gets shot*

Bert: Mama Luigi

13) TACOS?

Jarhead: Tacos make the world go round

Gorf: they provide no assistance with global domination

Bert: Pancake

14) Ever slept in All day?

Jarhead: every day

Gorf: When I was in Suspended animation, yes

Bert: Weird it was just yesterday a second ago....

15) Eye colors

Jarhead: Brown

Gorf: Red

Bert: Blackish


16) Hair?

Jarhead: I wear a Toque so it's covered up

Gorf: I am an amphibian creature, of course I don't have hair!!!!

Bert: I burned it all off

17) Fat/Average/Slim?

18) Rain, sunshine?

Jarhead: Sunshine is the best for paintballing

Gorf: Rain demoralizes the human race

Bert: Dumptruck!


19) What do you do to relax?

Jarhead: Get shot multiple times in paintball

Gorf: Annex world nations

Bert: Chase balls of fluff around


20) boy or girl?

Jarhead: I am a boy

Gorf: well... I have a few tentacles I use as legs but no proof that I have a gender

Bert: Flames have no gender duh, Lawndarts!!!!!!!!!!

21) last words?

Jarhead: Bye bye cya next time

Gorf: Surrender or Die!

Bert: what was just going on?

Now I tagg: ............................. YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL